Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.