Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving