Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

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What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

They're both filled with white trash. -&y

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks