Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

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What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

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Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states?

Because that's where the most racists are.

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks