Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.