Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

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What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?

Clickbait

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

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Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa