Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

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How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."