Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

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Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."