Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

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How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.