Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!