Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

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What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.