Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.