Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

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How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

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They'd rather give each other a ring.

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.