Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

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How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

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Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation