Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

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How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."