What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

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What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms