What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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Why do gingers love driving Kias?

It's the only way they can own a soul.

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!"

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

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What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.