What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Remarry

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

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What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.