What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

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Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

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What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!