Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

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Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"