Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

What did the yogi have for breakfast?

an lette