Because he's a two timer.
He wanted to see time fly!
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
So they know where to stop shaving.
It's groovy!
Judith
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.
I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.
