Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

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What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

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What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Why do most people from Russia wear track suits?

Because they are Russin'

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What do you call a traitor with a lisp?

Judith

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

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What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.