Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

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Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

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Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.

What do you call a traitor with a lisp?

Judith

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What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.