How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

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How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "