How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

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Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good