Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

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What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.