Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

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What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

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What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.