Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

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What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!