What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

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Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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Ducks like a quack.

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None, he fell.

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What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

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fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.