What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

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What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

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What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

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What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

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What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.