What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables