Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy?

Because of the Endor-fans.

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.