Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How do you handle a redheads anger?

Gingerly.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.