Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.