The punchline is too long.
High wasted shorts!
Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."
One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
The punchline
They both take out everyone with just one punch.
