Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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What do insects learn at school ?

Mothmatics !

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

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What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.

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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.