Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver