In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo
One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here
In case he gets a hole-in-one
In case you get a hole in one.
Her algae bra.
He wanted to see time fly
Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
Unzip my pants and ask big bird
Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF
A hot tamole
Because stealing is the only thing they can do.
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
A pair of ankles
A. So they can park in handicapped zones.
In case your other agus breaks.
Because women can't drive.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
