Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

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Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

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What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!