Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

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What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!