What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

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How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

a PDFile

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How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

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Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip