Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Previous Random Joke Next
Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call someone who likes speed?

Racist.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (world cup)

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.