Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.