Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you?

Mi Ghosta!!

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

How do programmers say 'I love you!' ?

You are my MSB.

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

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How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!