Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

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How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!