Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

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Which way did the programmer go?

He went data way.

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

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What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

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What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!