Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error. :(

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Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

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What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.