What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

How fast can the lesbian get here?

Licka de split!

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What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.