What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

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When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!