What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

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What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.