Timber Jokes

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!