What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

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How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....