Shiver me timbers!
Because Joy was stuck on the roof.
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
ISIS
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.
A centipede with a wooden leg !
He fell on his ash.
Scissor me timbers!
Scissor me timbers.
The skeleton crew.
Because it's a cold day in hell....
