What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

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PG-13

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When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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You put it in a freezer!

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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The skeleton crew.

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Why was everyone shivering at the inauguration?

Because it's a cold day in hell....

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!