Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

Chicken Foot Jokes More Chicken Foot Jokes

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.