What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

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Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

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What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud