What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

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What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train