The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
The elevator can raise a child.
The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.
Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!
Hop in
It goes chew, chew
Cancer
Angles in the Outfield
Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."
One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.
Hubble Bubble
It was stuck to the chicken.
The train to Boston
A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.