What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

A: She was beside herself.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train?

N-Gauge.