What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

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Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

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What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

South America Jokes More South America Jokes

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

Alpaca Jokes More Alpaca Jokes

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

Hairy Beast Jokes More Hairy Beast Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.