What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

South America Jokes More South America Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

Alpaca Jokes More Alpaca Jokes

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

Hairy Beast Jokes More Hairy Beast Jokes

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.