What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

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What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

What did the alpacas go as for their group costume?

The zombie alpacalypse

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG