What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

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What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.