What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

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Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ?

Alpaca picnic lunch !

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!