Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

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What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

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Why did the lobster blush?

Because the see weed.

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory?

Head Ganon

Why is everyone impatiently awaiting the new Zelda game?

It's Hylian-ticipated

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How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !