Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

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Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory?

Head Ganon

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How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.