Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

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What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

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What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character?

Zell, duh!

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.