What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...