What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!