What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Viking Jokes More Viking Jokes

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...