What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

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Fire.

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

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What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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The train to Boston

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

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Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

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What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

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What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.