What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?

Krill Bream.

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What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak?

Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

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What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony