What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

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Which Movie Character Are You?

quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.