What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

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Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

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How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)