What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

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How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth?

He had his soup before it was cool.