What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

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Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

What do you find up a clean nose?

Finger-prints.

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth?

He had his soup before it was cool.