AI (Artificial Intelligence)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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To run their hands through their hair
Cancer.
Krill Bream.
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.
The children always end up with lice in their hair.
Coconuts have hair
A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler
He has cancer.
Getting diagnosed with cancer.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
The blonde sure doesn't know.
Cancer
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
He found a hair in one.
Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud
Get cancer
Eclipse it.
A honey comb!
Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance
Caesar
because he is a Norsissist.
Caesars.
Mint conditioner.
Garibaldi
Cancer :)
You have toupee
cancer -I'm sorry-
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.
To make a path for the Israelice.
If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!
Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
Barberians.
The floor
A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
So it won't get too Messi.
By giving her a Brazilian wax first!
A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)
He kept getting in everyone's hair.
Because it's sham poo.
Cross your legs
When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!
Honeycombs!
Brainwashing.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
He gets there before the hair...
When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!
If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.
Conditioner Gordon.
Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.
They just pray the gray away
She pulled her pants up.
Champ who
A bald beagle!
You condition it
You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.
Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.
Rabbit Soup :D
Wavy hair.
At the ugly parlour.
A bald point !
When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.
Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
Humane.
With scare spray.
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.
Finding out the chef is bald.
cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
A bald man.
Lily !
A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.
Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.
A: Scare spray.
Pony gone.
Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.
Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.
They pull up their pants.
Cancer...
Transginger.
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
Harambre
A glimmer of hope
Sea-men. My brother told me that
When your bald !
With a comb, In one fowl swoop.
They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.
So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.
They turn it over.
Luke! May the whores be with you!"
Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
Lots of training
They have a lot of patients. Sorry.
He was feeling a little horse.
Depresso.
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
Slow down and use some lube
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
The Age Of Ultron.
Public hair Ill show myself out..
So we don't poke our eyes out.
Morning wood.
