What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion?

A bow T.I.E.

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.