What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

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Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice