What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer