Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

Why do Tajikistani people wear trucker hats?

Cuz they're from Douche-anbe!

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What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.