Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

Bras Jokes More Bras Jokes

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.