Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Bras Jokes More Bras Jokes

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

How do they make bras for octopi?

With suction cups.