What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.