What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

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What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.