What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one