What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.