What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.