What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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