What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

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Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ?

Because they got a bad wrap.

What do you call an employee at a sperm bank?

A nutjob