What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

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Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What is the hamburgers' motto?

If at first you don't succeed fry fry again!

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

What is the hamburgers' motto?

If at first you don't succeed fry fry again!