Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

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Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

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What's the difference between being artistic and autistic?

Just one letter.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

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What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.