Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

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How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

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What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

Why must judges learn to spell well?

A: They must follow the letter of the law.

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What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!