What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

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What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?

Single.

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

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What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

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What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

Why didn't Rivendell help Gondor?

Elfish reasons.