What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

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What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

Where did the witch get her furniture ?

From the ideal gnome exhibition !

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What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

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What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.