How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

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How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet