How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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How can you make a small fortune?

start with a big one

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.