How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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What was the name of the heaviest man in china?

Won ton

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet