Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

Report Jokes More Report Jokes

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!