Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Brigham Young"
My wife.
OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
That's Nachos.
You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
a) I don't know he also stole my watch.
In his briefcase!
Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip
Your credit card.
We just report the facts we don't change them."
Because my marks are all 'E's.