Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
A: It's a sphere.
He thought it was Coke!
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
It could be your car
The thief was spending less then his wife.
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.
What have I got to luge
Take away his credit card.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
