How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

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Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

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How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.