How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?

Hey , they drew first"

What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing?

Tracey

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt?

Scott Ad

What does your hot mom where under her skirt?

A Freudian slip.