How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?

A car-toonist !

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What is it about half men - half horses?

They always have to be centaur of attention.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.