How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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Who the hell is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

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Why were the treefrog's stories always so attention grabbing?

Because he was absolutely ribbeting!

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips