How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?

Hey , they drew first"

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt?

Scott Ad