How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Skirt Jokes More Skirt Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.