How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

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Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw

How do you draw an Overwatch character?

You Tracer.

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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

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How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

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Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

What would you call Scott Adsit if he was a skirt?

Scott Ad