What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

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Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

What do women and KFC have in common?

One you are finished with the breast and the thighs, you still have a greasy box to put your bone

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

What do you call a woman who can't draw?

Tracy