What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

What is faster than a black person with your TV ?

His brother with your DVD player.

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What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage