What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

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Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

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Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

Why are art contests so disappointing?

They always end in a draw