What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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Which painter always had a very bad cold?

Vincent Van Cough

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

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What do you call a woman who can't draw?

Tracy

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*