What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

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When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage