What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

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Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

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When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.