What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

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What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.