What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

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What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich?

Post-Imprussianist.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

art