What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

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Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.