What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

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What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

How do you know if something is art?

People tell you."

What's the art of having multiple personalities?

Acting