Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

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What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot