Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

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Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo