Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo