Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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He always breaks the bat.

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She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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She wiped her arse.

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You're dead to me"

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What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot