Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

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How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired