Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

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What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

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Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.