Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

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I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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They share the same middle name.

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.