He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.
They wished it was Anubis.
Kermit the frog's finger...
Kermit the Frog's Finger.
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
She couldn't stand making Kermitments