Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.