Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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Homeless

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.