He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
Call a big toe truck.
Same middle name.
Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
There was a frog in her throat.
She couldn't stand making Kermitments