Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.