What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

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What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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How did one pothead greet the other?

High

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll