What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll