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High
Marriage.. you wanna?"
Stop, drop, and roll
Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Coughin'
Double jointed
Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.
It was too bright in here anyway.
A joint effort!
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You get to grow old together.
A big stinker!
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.
Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.
They tell you.
By his coughin'
By tying a knot on its tail.
Molest them
A: Her batteries were dead.
They both want to bury their bone.
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
Pol Pot.
