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High
Marriage.. you wanna?"
Stop, drop, and roll
Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
Coughin'
Double jointed
Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.
It was too bright in here anyway.
A joint effort!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.
have a successful dentistry practise.
Pi * z * z * a
Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
Drive faster.
In France, one egg is *un oeuf*
Merci backup.
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
Hella.
I guess that some people just want to see the world turn
we're walking four abreast."
Don't go back to those two places.
Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.
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