Pothead Jokes

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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How did one pothead greet the other?

High

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed?

Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

Double jointed

Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

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How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

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Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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He fry through it!

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

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L'ess cargo

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

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What is a Cambodian's favorite meal?

Pol Pot.

Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed?

Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.