Propose Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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How many do you want?

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A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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Pump-Kin

Snap Jokes More Snap Jokes

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?

Only when they snap at something!

Pothead Jokes More Pothead Jokes

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*