What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

What's yellow and flashes?

A banana with a loose connection.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they can't elope!

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.