What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

What are bananas high in?

Trees!

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

What is a virgin's least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.