What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna