What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What are bananas high in?

Trees!

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.